What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:31

A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd